Hawkeye: The latest war to end all wars.
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Colonel Flagg: I've got to nip this guy in the bud. This sort of
behavior is contagious, you know. One guy decides he's not gonna fight
anymore, it catches on, and pretty soon you know what we've got?
B.J.: Peace?
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Trapper: Frank, why don't you let that cut under your nose heal?
~M*A*S*H 4077